February 2011
justinbieberthinks:
When you’re crying
Expectation:
Reality:
Giving your crush a sexy look
Expectation:
Reality:
Trying to get someone’s attention
Expectation:
Reality:
Being surprised
Expectation:
Reality:
Eating normally
Expectation:
Reality:
Building a fort.
8126512:
Expectations: Reality:
When parents ask you ...
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
January 2011
That awkward moment when you're about to go to bed...
jojoabaroo:
sonicjr:
omfg ONLINE COURSES
On the 14th of February, What if:
xx-ysabelle:
randomfairytale:
Someone confessed to me
Someone gave me chocolates
Someone gave me letters
Someone gave me roses
Someone asked me on a date
AAAAAAAAAY. bongga yun. xD
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people...
DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school
*Robot slaps Son*
SON: OK,I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story
*Robot slaps son again*
SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!
*Robot slaps Dad*
MOM: HAHA! After all he's your son.
*Robot slaps mom*
When I got A perfect Score.
alyaae:
IN HISTORY.
English
Science
In MATH!!
I just want a nice big hug for Valentines Day
poisonedtwinkie:
Not a half hug
but a big bear hug like this
That awkward moment when you're smiling at your...
The best excuse. :))
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
OH LOL
Tumblr, PLEASE bring back the red notification...
penisexplosion-:
I feel so lost without it.
motherfucker
While walking with your friends...
ohsheena:
anothershipwreck:
cathyssdownat:
Cool boys and their friends
Cool girls and their friends
You and your friends
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA =))))))))))))))))))))))))
that awkward moment when you`re on your period &...
thesummershit:
jackscasualfuck:
thatweirdalltimelowkid:
maniibabiee:
jamie-just-needs-a-little-time:
axelives-:
herp:
keepingfingerscrossed:
if your shower is cold
when your mom calls you
if your friend doesn`t text you back in 2.56 seconds
when there isnt any apple juice in the fridge
when no one offers you food when your out and broke
lmaooo !
See an ad...
i'm still pissed off about how rose slept in...
tvdstefanelenadamon:
AMEN. I’m pissed.
TYLER, SHE LOVES YOU, GOD DAMMIT.